The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.