The Shadow Coverage Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Downs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.