The Dropped Pass Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.