The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Downs gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.