The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Downs gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.