The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.