The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.