The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Downs was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.