The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.