The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Downs gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.