The Inch-Short Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.