The Late Scratch Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Allen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.