The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.