The Dropped Pass Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.