The Phantom Flag Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Allen was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The QB looks at Allen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.