The Snap Count Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.