The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.