The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.