The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keenan Allen
Keenan Allen · SF · WR
“Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- At 34, Allen is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keenan Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keenan Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keenan Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.