The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.