The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
- Williams does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.