The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Williams gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.