The Phantom Holding Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burden III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.