The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at Burden III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burden III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.