The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burden III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.