The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Burden III was due a breakout.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.