The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.