The Inch-Short Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Burden III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burden III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.