The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.