The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burden III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.