The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Burden III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burden III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.