The Late Scratch Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burden III's stadium. Only over Burden III.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burden III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.