The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burden III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.