The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Burden III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burden III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.