The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Burden III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.