The Late Scratch Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.