The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Ref: "Number Burden III, that's a flag." Burden III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burden III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.