The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.