The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.