The Intentional Grounding Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Penix Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.