The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Ref: "Number Penix Jr., that's a flag." Penix Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.