The Kneel-Down Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.