The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Penix Jr.'s stadium. Only over Penix Jr..” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.