The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Penix Jr.'s stadium. Only over Penix Jr..” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.