The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Penix Jr. leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
79%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Penix Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.