The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.