The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Garbage time arrives early for Penix Jr.: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.