The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.