The Bad Snap Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.