The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.